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Sayings Your Mother Warned You About.
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The Last Word Burial Plot
$199
A plot in the dead center of Wyoming — “where the deer and the antelope play, and seldom is heard a discouraging word.” Finally, a place where nobody can argue with you.
The twist (in very official fine print)
WHEREAS the Deceased, being of sound mind and petty spirit, hereby requires that ALL heirs, beneficiaries, in-laws, and “that cousin” travel in person to the Plot for the reading of the will; and WHEREAS cell reception is, regrettably, nonexistent; THEREFORE any party who fails to appear shall forfeit their share in full. No show, no inheritance.
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Novelty concept only. This is a joke product idea — no real land, deed, burial right, will, or legal service is offered or sold. Joining the waitlist just means we'll email you about it. Please consult an actual attorney about your actual will.
The manifesto
Every Family Has One.
The one who brings up politics before the rolls are passed. The one who “forgot” to RSVP. The one who's been the favorite since 1994 and won't let anyone forget it.
We're not here to fix your family. Nobody can do that. We're here to give you something to wear while it happens — sayings that land JUST over the line, so the room gasps first and laughs second.
Might as well dress like it.
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